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What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 10:57

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?

What! how could you do that?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

What do you mean son?

What is the irony of life according to you?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

—— indirects on kuorans, irl and idols

True - how I loved my mum!

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Do you know what she said mum?

Why did Cartman love Heidi purely with heart, her being the first one he ever did, but then one day Butters tells him that all women are manipulative and then he began to believe that she was a bad person and pretended to be a victim?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?